13 services, and that’s the short list. Don’t see your job? Ask anyway: pick “Something else” and tell us about it.
Hand 01 · 7 services
Security & protection
Patrols, escorts and standing guard. You run the op; we make sure nobody ruins it.
01
Area Patrol
Once or on a loopHouse favourite
We send large or small forces down your intended flight paths looking for pirates and interdictors, or roll through your operating areas. Anything from route scouting to full fleet ops, once or periodically on a loop.
Jokers operate in a set area for a set time, kitted and on call, so we can jump in fast as back-up if something goes wrong. Great for lower-risk operations where back-up may be needed but end-to-end security isn’t warranted.
Any-time emergency response: when you call, we drop what we’re doing and come with whatever we have, as quickly as we can. Slower than a QRF, since there’s no guarantee many of us are on or nearby, but you will never call into silence.
We run a decoy ship with dummy cargo that looks enough like a high-value commodity to bait out pirates and thieves, then tie them up or clear them out of the area.
We establish security at a position and hold the entire area, air and ground. Anyone who isn’t our client is a target. More restrictive rules of engagement are available at a higher contract cost.
Extra hands, extra guns, extra hulls. From a scenic POI run to towing your capital home.
08
Guided Tour / POI Run
Scout run to catered escort
From a simple small-ship scout run to a point of interest, to a catered fleet escort through the Executive Hangars with all materials provided, and everything in between.
Want somebody’s operations disrupted? Does a rival have something that really should belong to you? We disrupt your adversary’s day and tactically acquire whatever is in their unfortunate possession.
Prices move with the job, the risk and the state of the economy. A few hands we’ve dealt:
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5%of profit
5
Ride-Along SecurityA Joker or two riding your hull.
10
20%of profit
10
End-to-End SecurityFreight elevator to freight elevator.
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5MaUEC
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A small back-up team while you run an Executive HangarGuns nearby, not underfoot.
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100MaUEC
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A catered fleet sweep of all three Executive Hangars, with supplies, cards, loot handling and high-end champagne on usThe full house.
Name your price in the request. Leadership accepts, counters or declines, and you can counter back.
03 / How a hand plays
Five moves. Your call.
No forms into the void. Every request gets an answer, and every answer reaches you on Discord.
1Sign in and verify
Discord login, plus a quick RSI handle check. About a minute.
2Name the job and your price
What you need, where, when, and what it’s worth to you.
3Leadership reviews it
Command and the suit Aces see it the moment you submit.
4Accept, counter or decline
You get a Discord DM whichever way it goes.
5Your move
Take the counter, counter back, or walk away. No hard feelings.
04 / Deal us in
Request a contract.
Only you and Jokers leadership see your contract.
Negotiate on your terms: accept a counter, counter back or walk away.
Every update lands in your Discord DMs.
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Sign in to request a contract
Requests are tied to your Discord account, and we’ll ask you to verify your RSI handle. It takes about a minute, and it means we know who we’re working for.